Saturday, October 16, 2010

Unexpired Drivers License With Hole Punched

A story of ordinary administration-CHAPTER TWO The story

(eighteenth episode)



-May I ask what the fuck you got Bar? That is ... you made a shot from crazy casserole dish. Okay ... Franz is a poor fool break balls and I knew that ... but I also casserole dish, I think you have exaggerated Bar .. you could pretend that nothing and cagarlo at all ... no need to get to scream casserole dish like crazy ... and then this other santa maria! Did you give that cock punch! Mah ..
-Pè not break balls ok? I do not even know ... as much as that guy said the Baron is a spy ... and enough already so I would say, however, I had just broken the fuck ... if you do not want to say that nothing means anything cock! Why do you insist? Fuck do not you understand that we do not want your presence next? Act just got to fuck off and go somewhere else dick! Do not continue to want to make fuck buddy at all costs ... Mat-
How true ... holy words pig shit! And then if I tell you what I know then I would not say anymore ... Pedro indeed ask me to turn and go and try to beat the living daylights than human shit, know what I mean?
-Bar I do not doubt it at all .. I'm not doubting that Franz is a huge jerk that ... I'm saying is that with what we have at stake and we're going to do if I do not think at all to do bar fights fucking casserole ... or not?
-You are right too ... but ... Pedry Pedry But however
-but a pair of testicles ... you fucked up here ... you get left with anger and stress, perhaps you lost your usual self-control ... Baron ... and no good .. no no no.
-It 's true ... the beast in me is out of the cage ... but now it's back to his place ... and then Mat's what hit him ... I was only one outlet Minutes ... the handsome Matthew has distinguished here the assault practical ... what can I do? You know it is quick to hand our Brad ... no?
-Second I saw you were making too many mental rather beautiful ... ... let's get serious please ...
-Type? The ozone hole? World hunger? The war for oil? What?
-I'll give a shit 'Pè these things ... you are a student busy ... I mean we have to do ... and the whore of trippone simple and trivial things ... do not you think?
-seee ... just simple and commonplace ... casserole dish.
-Exactly what we do ... now ... boss?
-Come and see the house in that situation towards the hostages. We do what we do and expect them to move the water ... then we'll see.
-That means ... "expect to move the water" excuse? Pedro
-... Ugh ... I must tell you all I? Eccheccazzo! It means that we await the reaction of the world about the sudden death of Mr President Bernussi ... that's what it means.
-...
-...
-... And Driving Mat ... mica we plan a rally in Christ! If you take turns to 'I'm so close that the cocks' cane is quiet ... go amigo ... por favor ...
casserole ... He's right-we should not attract attention and you get a pilot's cock on a country road where you have never seen anyone beaten up ... after a casserole dish at the bar ... but Mat what the fuck you say your head ... Madonna break-
what the fuck what the fuck today Pè ... did you eat for breakfast? Milk and finger in the ass?
-Cagati him.
-... ah ah ... okay grandparents?
-Okay so ... asshole! And put some 'music ... casserole dish is also a good day ... open the window please ... thanks man ... Imagine Bar-
I did ... here it is ... look Pedro ... in reference to what I said yesterday ...
-What excuse? This
-watch it ... well ... What should I look
-bar? Are you out? This cock-
... the thing that I am holding Pè .. you're blind?
-Ah ... I did not understand ... and well?
-This is how you make the reeds my dear Pedro ... watch and learn ... despite the nice sporty driving performance that Matt admires ... JOINT perfect example of ...
-Go to hell ... Baron and I thought that I had to tell me who knows what the fuck ... you're burnt and full of arrogance ... then I would say less and less justified ...
-I know my dear ... Pedry envy is an ugly beast ... poor guy ... Forgive my
-Baron ... always forget his noble social and cultural backgrounds ... now if you please ... could turn it on and put some 'music in order to prevent my poor ears still feel such nonsense and blasphemy all together ... please?
-As you wish my good friend ...
-Just is not the radio.
-will be done ... Well ...
-misa Pè ... because you'll have to settle in the car is not even a CD.
-soooo?! I can not believe Mat ... you're worse than Odin casserole!
-Why apologize? Because he has only
-Vasco and a CD of electronic music and even those you casserole dish.
-Well? There's the radio ... fuck you wanted? But the radio-
slut sucks shit eva ... make music and talk nonsense and pure crap shoot on avalanche and advertising molesta ... casserole dish every three minutes that you have to tell me?!
-Well maybe it will seem strange but I do not bother me ... and then I found a station that provides alternative music pussy ... even if you like ...
-What do you call?
-I do not remember ... Cazzola!
-Mah! Put it go then.
FRSZLKNIUGKFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRESZZGRRRFFRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPRPRPRPRPPRPFFFRRRRRREEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ... ......
-It does not take a shit ...
-Nothing at all?
-No shit. We lost nothing in the cock ... not even miss a train ... Radio Maria feels ... it's amazing ....
-So turn off that 'I am noise is really annoying slut whore.
-...
-...
-... We do
-smoking to us by any chance?
-Ah ... sure ... God forbid.
No, I thought you wanted to smoke the whole ... look a bit '.
-Never be ...
-Never be a dick Bar ... check it out ... Pè were two shots for a cock ... Bar-
casserole .. Thou "put down"!
-What the fuck are you saying? I made three shots ...
-See ... with suck dick ... but look what you've done firebrand ... you're a greedy fuck.
-Hey all ... 'is boredom for a joint? I make another what's the problem?!
-So flaw.
-face face.
-... How
-Bar is still missing last night .. it seemed to me the shortest way ...
-Twenty minutes and we arrived ... more peaceful.



"Porcia 'legs are broken cane me ... maybe it was better if I had only two shots in the first casserole ... I feel really fucking baked ... Baron said that we are almost arrived, but to me it seems like an eternity that we are in casserole dish machine without music ... then I dropped him all the fatigue and tension and 'ste holes that make me sway and bounce the car I own that I fall asleep a misa bit 'casserole dish ... but what the hell it took him' shit I'm in the barrel? That is ... are ... not even your time casserole I had done I was damn ... "
- 'Fuck you Pedro? Sleep?
-... mmm ...?
nice alarm clock ... that we have arrived.
-... mmm ... finally ...
-Dai resume and disassemble. If
-... .... here ...
"casserole dish I replied ... I'm more of lead shit!"
Mat-I open the shed, slipped inside and then close it. Received
-chief.
-... hey .. Pedro
-Hurry the fuck ... give me a hand alone can not do it by. ... Ok ... if
-...
-See how the fuck is this Bar! It is no longer good even in bleach .. ha ha ..
-and then complain that I did not smoke ... sottone!
-... mmm ...
-Dai no hurry PE ... mica can be here one hour fuck ..
-Here here ...


-Ok. Turn off the machine and put the masks.
-Pussy 'What is ...
-What?
-What say the masks.
-True? I think so too Matt. You put that Odin had, for safety when we are in the presence of the hostages did not speak ok?
-Ok.
-... mmm ... tell me one thing ... Bar? ... ... If the hostages are hooded casserole ... that we do ... we have made the masks?
-So ... you're never too careful right?
-... Mah
-... Dai-
not fuck with me well for this ... please put it and be quiet, then after if all is ok then we take away?
-.. Ok. We first
-Mr?
-Si.
-...
-...
-Open.
-Ok boss.
"Fuck it stinks that there is in here ..."
-What 'is' is guys stink?
-I do not recognize? And 'obviously smells like shit ... I'm afraid the Pè trippone has shit on me ...
-blee .... disgusting casserole ...
-... Oh yes boys ... just like that ... shit is shit.
-But at least he is alive?
-Boh ... Try it ...
-E as casserole?
Sentigli wrist-cock is not it?
-... Next-
... Spiderman.
-I do it?
-Do it together then I know?! The
-turn?
-Turn it. Yes
-E what do you do?
-I keep it under fire right? Have you ever seen is pretending to take us by surprise?
-Who? 'I'm lightning?
-You never know.
-Okay ... I understand. From ... Batman ... giriamolo.
-...
-... casserole dish as it weighs ...
-It 's alive, then?
-Ba ... Zorro I do not know ... give me time ... you feel that stinks casserole!
-Do not complain all the time ... fuck you if you want to change the world by force of circumstances dirty shit ... what did you think?
-See ... however it seems that breathes ... -...
that ... chec ... chmmf blllleahh ... ..
-PORCOZZIO vomited ... fuck!
-I see myself.
-Fuck guys ... this is crack
-Do not go overboard now ... He's just serving the stravizzi of the night ...
-Holy shit this sucks ... I feel like throwing up casserole!
-Put It also stinks that you feel now ... damn you ...
-E now? What do we do?
-What the fuck do I know ... look here ... fuck that shit.
-out ... I'm going out I feel like throwing up ...
-... aiubll gicusdj .. ... a. ..
-What the fuck you say?
-And what do I know? Mica is talking about this ... gurgles cock.
-Help him pull himself up Batman.
-Seriously?! I do not even touch on the porc ... or ..
-Quiet ... so totally stoned. EHI HONOR ... ... .. I feel you there?
-... ches ... cc ... ... chesss
-seee ... is totally out yet ... Hey ... Fat ... 'Can you stand up?
-...
"What the fuck ... here's the situation you're in there by the smell ... Malino I would look too fat ... but he is alive ... for now. Perhaps it is best to let you shoot a bit 'and while we see how to fix it. We hope that the girl is not in the same condition dick ... I certainly do not think because his body has responded better than the trippone, but the punch of the Odin did make a trip to his tiny head and a woman does not know how he responded to a knock like that. Better go check. "
-Mah ... but he is still alive ... and for now all we need. Let's see how is the girl in the meantime.
-Ok.
-Let's go see the girl Spiderman ... you again? You're here and see if the trippone shooting.
-Ok. Let
-Batman.

Friday, October 15, 2010

How To Build A Dirt Bike Cake

Bird Colored.

There was once a human being who invented games as a child and a boy wanted to change the world to hit songs, then a young man he did not believe in anything and already dreaming of escape.
The look on a journey in a far corner, where the rhythms of life are different and light years away from the place where he is.
absorbs everything like a sponge and his obsession is ... do?! Then
unknown and ancient trees see a colorful bird.
I admire him ... but it is far away, he does not escape him.
As long as the bird flies colored and not going to lay lightly on the shoulder.
So he, more confused than ever, still. For a while '... hesitant. Then try to pet it, and the fantastic bird colored leaves him to do, without flying away.

On his return home, changed colors and the nights dreams, and colorful bird was still present. Every night. Every dream.
The day was not more of the same color. Then
quell'ex boy who once wanted to change the world to hit songs, colorful bird came back on the trail. I wanted to see. I had to review.
Why are people who see a colorful bird, can not pretend that it does not exist. No.
not buy it and stick in a cage like any other bird. No.
The colorful bird in a cage died. And he, the young man who does not already believe in anything, he wants admire in her free flight, colorful bird, not a cage in agony. The

found in order, indeed, is the colorful bird that finds him in a great plain, and glides gently rests on the shoulder ... always to the right ... and whispers something.
The human being, the old boy who invented games, looks at him and replied ... too,

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Can You Connect External Hard Disk To Vip222k

Alien

Alien



have come down to earth for almost an hour.
I came from my planet and my ship came down on earth among men. I parked the ship in a square in the parking lot and went to the bar. I tried to contact another My friend alien from another planet ... but very close to my times of his planet are highly variable and is probably still sleeping maybe, so I decided to slip past you people alone, and went into the bar where I spent many of hours spent on the ground in recent years. I walked in and already down the stairs I met three young humans more or less late-teens, in the temporal sense of the term, do not mind (hopefully). One of them knew him well, perhaps there is also a distant relationship (land, of course), but even they will know probably.
However I walked in and greeted the only one who knew ... the bartender. A good man.
Once I entered and greeted all and even if you do not know who they were greeted. Not now. Practically do not know anyone. Almost all puppies man posing as men who lived by drinking a beer or a spumantino ... but I see no man in the old days. Mah! While fixed
television attached high above the chips, which give a video of a bald with glasses and beard red fig singing a well-groomed jocks American stuff ... but his name is not Italian American but the CentoPerCento that can not be more Italian, some human beings sitting behind me asks if anyone has a sports newspaper, has the sleepy face of a child just woke up, but is dressed like American rapper understand? His clothes speak a hard life, sex and drugs and music .... pissed off his face about a child who has just discovered that the thing between the legs serves well for something that is not piss.
demand it (the newspaper), as if he had an urgent need, something that will change her life hard ... I do not understand what it must be so, I think, alien.
I order to the barman and a sandwich and a beer while I look around, and looking carefully I discovered that there are two that I know, but it's worth, because they are the same, in fact they are twins. Human beings sometimes do these things. But I am engaged in a conversation with a guy who I know well, but only by reputation (negative). Him know it's a predator "mussels human, female human beings physically unattractive, so to speak. I know that he is greedy. Humans do anything to mate.
Then comes my second cousin, cousins, sons of (land), which simply do not know why not greet almost anything, so what should I say?
While staring at the television (this tool invented by humans has powers absurd, I still hating, I remain mesmerized as I see it), I eat my sandwich. Then I take the coffee, I pay and walk away. Just got on the ship, I turn on the engine and turn on the JOINT I had left in the ashtray.
The JOINT is a substance that we assimilate aliens when we get off on land, to adapt to Earth's climate.
across the country with my spaceship in search of aliens like me ... but there are now no longer seems interested in the land, everyone is on his planet or spaceship shit.
I head back home ... I think during the journey down to earth less and less and less each time I want ... I do not understand why.
arrived almost on my planet, the first step in the midst of a sudden pit of human beings in the square to honor the land of autumn products ... a good thing I have to say ... there are chestnuts, meat, donkey (live) poets arm, wine, fireworks, and more ... step watching them from inside the spaceship and I almost want to mix them all, but then I think it would be pointless, because I was not hungry first and second hard because of all those humans would find someone to talk in my language ... so I went to my beloved planet. Planet
my sweet ... you are my world I almost missed this year in light of the absence. Alien
CADMZ75

Sunday, October 3, 2010

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A story of ordinary administration

(Seventeenth bet)



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"Who the fuck is' horned'm playing so early in the morning fuck?"
DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN ... ...
-but we can 'know who the fuck is'?
-BAR IS ME ... fuck that! But you're dead?
-Mat fuck shit I'm dead ... I was sleeping.
-Open 'is the door ... I have to scream from here ...?
-...
-Oh ... you did it! What the fuck I was sure to be ready Bar and instead look ... it seems that you have violated the fuck!
-Mat ... Shut the fuck ... I hurt all over my arm hardly move it more ... maybe it broke really shit!
-Just what we wanted Holy shit ... you want to do? Go to the hospital?
-Not now. Now we have to do ... then maybe as time passes me alone maybe I just took a nice hit and nothing else. I hope socio-
... okay ... give yourself a system then we are going to take Pedro and then you go to see how the tripe and his lady. Matty
-Ok ... but what have you this morning? You made a breakfast rich in vitamins?
-Why? You're all perky-
...
-Pippante you mean!
-Ahhhh ... what a fool I am ...
-I think you need you too beautiful ...
-at least not without making breakfast.
"Then move. Meanwhile
-called Pedro and then tell him I'll see you at the bar.


-No answer 'I'm stoned.
-Retry, while we move.
-Nothing.
-test on fixed then.
-Ok.
-...
-rings?
-Si,,, Hello? ... Hello ... yes ... ... there is Pedro? ... Thank you ma'am.
-Chi is the mother?
-Se ... Ohi ... buenas dias shadows ... yes ... exactly ... to the bar in your house ok? ... Five minutes. ok. ok. CIA ...
-E 'ready?
-Si, we expect there.
-Perfect.


"How much does it take the casserole dish? I am awake for at least two hours ... I thought we were going down as soon as possible and instead, 'These two crazy want to stop for breakfast at the bar ... I sometimes just do not understand them. Mica casserole dish ... we go for a picnic in the countryside ... we fucking go and see if the hostages are still alive ... if they are still there ... casserole dish .... what's it take? Mah! "
-Ehhhi .... Pedro!
"casserole Oh no!"
-Hey man! How long is that we do not see? What happened to you?
Franz-Oh ... hello ... how's up?
-Good friend and you? All right? It 'a life that we do not see wow!
-It is true .. it is a bit 'of time ... I was off to study ... you know one thing and another and eventually there I'm never here. Certainly some
-friend ... I understand ... I'm glad to see you fucking Pè ... where are you going? Can I get you something? I thank Franz-
, really, I'm waiting for some friends that we are going away e. ..
-Well ... while waiting take something right? Have not seen you ... I do not know what facts to offer at least a coffee friend ...
Franz-Ok ... you win ... just not seen yet ...
-Ohhhh, my good friend Pedro. A cup of coffee?
-Si thanks. TWO COFFEE-
'BEAUTIFUL ... ONE CORRECT .... then my friend? Tell me something about you ... wow you graduated then?
-Not yet, but there is little ... Pedro
-What the fuck ... I thought it was a done deal! What the fuck are you missing?
-only practice in the argument ...
-Well ... well ... who's waiting for?
-Some friends ...
-I know them?
-I think so ...
-Who am I?
-Well ... you know ... and Matthew Baron
-Baron? It 's still alive?
-Si ... why?
"What a fucking casserole situation ... we needed was' I'm breaking balls Franz pig dog! This now no longer takes away from the balls and even worse never stops asking questions casserole eva ... but if they do their dicks once in a lifetime casserole? "
-Mah ... just saying .. . do not think I'm in the balls ... but not like we're just friends ... you know the old thing of when you went to high school ...
-Ahh ...
-Things to guys ... but its air ... by ... more ... I never liked that much ...
-see.
"But what put us fuck?"
-E where you go to?
-... Well ... we ... find other friends outside ...
Ah-ah ... I understand ... Pussy? Eh?
-More or less ...
"But mind your own business right? Casserole dish that shit that smell is' shit I am! "
-What does that mean more or less friendly or not ... you cunt ... that means something like heck ...
-Well ... it's ok ... you cunt ...
-HEY PEDRO ...
-Oh ... hello there guys you have made casserole!
-Have you had breakfast? Hello franz.
-Hello guys ... how are you? Everything ok? Franz-
Everything ok ... ok. From PE ... we have breakfast and go it's late. Go
-women guys? Huh?!
-...
-... See ... exact ...
-And there is one more for me? Eh people?
-...
-... Franz ... I do not think my pussy is expensive today and is increasingly rare ...
Ah-ah ... maybe if there is forward a bit ... ok guys ... keep me in mind? I Do Not Disturb ... A no-
? Good to know then ... Franz.
Can I offer you something friends?
-Thank you man, but you do not need thanks. Thanks for the thought though eh ... thank you very much.
-Do not compliment guys ok? Really friends ...
Franz-Quiet ... not really ... I congratulate them.
-Really guys I'd really like to offer you something ... I ... EHI-
... Franz ... I told you that there is no problem ok? There you have nothing to offer us ... right?
No, because ...
-fuck ... who are you deaf?! Oh ... are you stupid? What?
-...
-Basta. Ok? You broke my cock! Ok?
-Hey friend ... no ... I just wanted to offer something warm ... heck ... I ...
-I do not want anything from you ... you get it or not? You're on the balls ... do not you understand?
-...
-It 's a life that you're on the balls ... ass risen by Franz ...
-Hey friend ...
-NOT YOUR FRIEND IDIOT YOU UNDERSTAND? NONSONOTUOAMICO VAFFACULO ... ... you understand?!
-... From Bar-
.. stay cool ... Franz just wanted to be nice ...
-Si fact I just wanted to be kind friend ... I ...
-TI .... MUST REMOVE THE BALLS OF LIGHT Nosy SHIT .. Do you understand ... Bar-
Quiet you, poor thing ...
-Fucking Poor Pedro ... 'I'm a spy shit shit since he was born and I do not want one of the asshole right? Let have breakfast in peace and go piss somewhere else ... you ok?
-Okay okay ... fine ... just friends you have Pedro ...
-ARE YOU HERE WITH THAT YOUR LANGUAGE DIMMERDA? YOU HAVE NOT GOT IT YET?
-Ma ...
-I must break your ass?! Stay calm
-Bar .. Exact-
stay cool friend ... you are exaggerating now ...
-... Rise of HGV ... now going to kill to 'I'm fucking ass licking ... Bar-
're good casserole ... .. what the fuck you?! Are you out?!
-I hate 'shit ... I can not stand ... -Hey man ... I
Franz-
Look casserole ... do me a favor ... please go ... circulates ok? Do it for you ok? Casserole dish is not the time ...
-Ok ... but I'll go tell your friend to stay calm ... I did not know him ... not afraid to tell him to be calm down because ...
"Now I've broken the fucking beautiful ...
... SPAM ...
Cristodiddio-Mat ... what the hell are you doing? The
-I plugged the mouth of the cock ... santoddio not stand it anymore ... I was just stressed out with that voice of his cock ...
casserole-Mat ... did you break your nose ...
-At least the plant to stick where it should not ...
-HEY YOU ... WHAT THE FUCK IS 'GOING ON HERE BECAUSE ...' You hit that guy? I do not want dick in my bar OK? GO TO BREAK THE SHIT OUT OF ANOTHER PARTY! OK?
-Quiet ... Tony ... just a moment of tension ... everything under control ... Franz Franz was leaving true?
-... Franz-
True?
-... See ... true ...
-Visa ok ... Tony ...
-Well ... I hope ... I will not mess ...
Quiet-quiet ... all right ... as usual ... Tony is young? Let 'casserole breakfast and is going ... ok?
-Ok ...
-E 'I wanted to do ... cappuccino and croissant ... but the bastard of a spy ..
-three caps and three croissants Natasha ... thanks ... what the fuck you guys take casserole?! .. But it seems appropriate to make 'ste shit now?
-PE ... You're right but I can not stand that asshole ... it's stronger than me ... I understand you
-Bar is a smash balls ... .. but ... casserole dish that is able to report that there is shit!
-I assure you that 'this time will not do so ... quiet.
-I hope so ... but how the fuck can you be sure? It 's a light casserole dish ... you said ...
-caps guys.
-Thanks Natasha ....
-...
-Okay ... no use crying over spilled milk ... I gave him a punch in an asshole, so what? He deserved cock. Quiet Pè ... we should only try to sue. Come on ... we pay and go ... it's late.
-Right ... it's late ... go away.
-Pay you?
-Pago I? Pay-
you. Pay-
him. -... I
Pago ... easy. Pay-
then.
"Pago Pago casserole ... 'These two are out of crap ... they start to' ste shit casserole dish in a bar ... and then ... oh, well! ... I often wonder casserole .. . I just wonder. And then I also have to pay the fuck. I do not even fucking breakfast. Eva casserole cruel world. "