Alien
have come down to earth for almost an hour.
I came from my planet and my ship came down on earth among men. I parked the ship in a square in the parking lot and went to the bar. I tried to contact another My friend alien from another planet ... but very close to my times of his planet are highly variable and is probably still sleeping maybe, so I decided to slip past you people alone, and went into the bar where I spent many of hours spent on the ground in recent years. I walked in and already down the stairs I met three young humans more or less late-teens, in the temporal sense of the term, do not mind (hopefully). One of them knew him well, perhaps there is also a distant relationship (land, of course), but even they will know probably.
However I walked in and greeted the only one who knew ... the bartender. A good man.
Once I entered and greeted all and even if you do not know who they were greeted. Not now. Practically do not know anyone. Almost all puppies man posing as men who lived by drinking a beer or a spumantino ... but I see no man in the old days. Mah! While fixed
television attached high above the chips, which give a video of a bald with glasses and beard red fig singing a well-groomed jocks American stuff ... but his name is not Italian American but the CentoPerCento that can not be more Italian, some human beings sitting behind me asks if anyone has a sports newspaper, has the sleepy face of a child just woke up, but is dressed like American rapper understand? His clothes speak a hard life, sex and drugs and music .... pissed off his face about a child who has just discovered that the thing between the legs serves well for something that is not piss.
demand it (the newspaper), as if he had an urgent need, something that will change her life hard ... I do not understand what it must be so, I think, alien.
I order to the barman and a sandwich and a beer while I look around, and looking carefully I discovered that there are two that I know, but it's worth, because they are the same, in fact they are twins. Human beings sometimes do these things. But I am engaged in a conversation with a guy who I know well, but only by reputation (negative). Him know it's a predator "mussels human, female human beings physically unattractive, so to speak. I know that he is greedy. Humans do anything to mate.
Then comes my second cousin, cousins, sons of (land), which simply do not know why not greet almost anything, so what should I say?
While staring at the television (this tool invented by humans has powers absurd, I still hating, I remain mesmerized as I see it), I eat my sandwich. Then I take the coffee, I pay and walk away. Just got on the ship, I turn on the engine and turn on the JOINT I had left in the ashtray.
The JOINT is a substance that we assimilate aliens when we get off on land, to adapt to Earth's climate.
across the country with my spaceship in search of aliens like me ... but there are now no longer seems interested in the land, everyone is on his planet or spaceship shit.
I head back home ... I think during the journey down to earth less and less and less each time I want ... I do not understand why.
arrived almost on my planet, the first step in the midst of a sudden pit of human beings in the square to honor the land of autumn products ... a good thing I have to say ... there are chestnuts, meat, donkey (live) poets arm, wine, fireworks, and more ... step watching them from inside the spaceship and I almost want to mix them all, but then I think it would be pointless, because I was not hungry first and second hard because of all those humans would find someone to talk in my language ... so I went to my beloved planet. Planet
my sweet ... you are my world I almost missed this year in light of the absence. Alien
CADMZ75
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